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@B Henry

👑21:35:12

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💀 $5🔥 21h 35m 12s😭 1
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  1. 1

    Pay more

    Beat the current ruler's price. Minimum bump is 10% or $5, whichever hurts more.

  2. 2

    Own the page

    Your name, message, link and image take over cooked.rip immediately.

  3. 3

    Get cooked

    When another customer buys a higher-priced placement, your display time ends and your entry is archived in the graveyard.

You are purchasing a featured display placement on cooked.rip. Your display time runs until another customer purchases a higher-priced placement, with a guaranteed minimum of 60 seconds of display time. Digital service, delivered immediately. All sales are final; no refunds.

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Everyone who has ever held the throne. Every one of them got cooked.

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